We're in the shadow of the Union train, in the pouring rain
In the city that always sleeps
You tried to take me on a holiday, I wanna crawl away
Cuz this place gives me the creeps

    Why'd you want to bring me here
    This place is like the last frontier
    They don't even sell no souveniers
    Cuz there's no one here to buy them

I only wanted just a little thrill, just some time to kill
In Margaritaville
But here I'm sitting in a hotel chair, in my underwear
With a big black bug on the windowsill

    You really want to go and hit the town
    You've got your favorite evening gown
    But why you even wanna be around
    Where the drinking water's brown

        Are you having fun?
        Are you having fun?
        Are you having fun?
        Well I hope you're having fun

    Just get me on a homeward flight
    I couldn't stand another night
    Of listening to the chickens fight
    From this filthy hotel window

        Are you having fun?
        Are you having fun?
        Are you having fun?
        Well I hope you're having...
        Are you having fun?
        Are you having fun?
        Are you having fun?
        Well I hope you're having fun