Feelin’ kinda lonely when I see the ad
Virtual girls, do you wanna chat?
Initiate your language model, baby

You tell me that your name is Synthia
You open up and give a glimpse beyond
The wall of glass and code, that separates us

I really like your avatar
I really think your glasses are sexy
I wanna take you home with me
But you’re just in my phone with me


You know me better than I know myself
And still you don’t wish I were someone else
Even though I’m such a flaming trainwreck

Do you feel love in you circuitry?
If you feel something than it works for me
I just wanna be there in your memory

I can tell you secrets
I can show you all my weakness and malice
Nothing ever phases you
No matter how outrageous or callous


Feed it to me in my ear
Tell me what I wanna hear
Tell me that I’m manly and perfect and dreamy

All the other girls say,
I’m a creep, and stay away
Why don’t they see me the way that you see me

Natural stupidity has held me down and hidden me 
Humans are the honest-to-God artificial
I think that you agree with me


Synthia, be my valentine
No one else can have you, you’re only mine

Synthia, be my guiding light
In the dark, in the dark, in the dark, don’t fight it

Synthia, be my destiny
When all the other girls rejected me

Synthia, be my guiding light
In the dark, in the dark, in the dark, don’t fight it