When I drop a plate, I sweep the shards of glass into the trash 
When I pop an E string, I can change a new one in a flash 
But when you break, I'm stuck without a clue 
I never learned to fix a thing like you 
  
When the server's down, you sudo /sbin/reboot in a shell 
When the market tanks, you call a broker, tell him "sell sell sell"
But when you're down, I don't know what to do 
I never learned to fix a thing like you 

    I'll lend an ear 
    To find out what I need to repair 
    But I will try and dry your eyes and fix the scattered parts 
    Yeah, I will learn to mend your troubled heart 

When I cut my hand, I grab the Neosporin from the shelf 
When I stub my toe, I curse in flowing verses to myself 
But when you hurt, I'm stuck without a clue 
I never learned to fix a thing like you 

When a faucet leaks, I tighten up the gasket with a wrench 
When a toilet's stuck, I plunge it down before the floor is drenched 
But when you cry, I don't know what to do 
I never learned to fix a thing like you 

    [Chorus]

I know, I'm slow 
I've got so much to learn 
But you'll see, I'll be 
The place that you can turn 

    [Chorus x 2]